Written By Mikey Sutton • Editor-in-Chief • Owner
Sony can’t stop Marvel’s Spider-Man: No Way Home leaks dropping on December 14. Furthermore, it’s the beginning of an avalanche.
The entire film will receive an autopsy.
Moreover, this is before the movie opens in the U.S.
No, Tom Holland won’t spill its secrets in an interview.
Spider-Man: No Way Home is opening overseas on December 15.
That’s two days before its domestic launch.
But what’s going on December 14?
Because of time-zone differences, the rainfall begins on December 14.
For example, South Korea is a day ahead.
So is Russia.
Pirates will unveil their treasure no matter their origins.
Three days before Spider-Man: No Way Home is unleashed on December 17 here, it’s an open book.
In other words, social media will feast on its leaks.
If Sony doesn’t reveal Tobey Maguire nor Andrew Garfield until December 17, it won’t matter.
All that work to keep it under wraps was futile.
Once Garfield or Maguire appear on a foreign screen, out pop the phones. Click. Tweet.
Three days before.
Because of this, if Sony doesn’t let the cat out of the bag on Spider-Monday, it’d be a huge whiff.
Release the Kraken on Spider-Monday and sell tons more tickets.
Or wait until opening day on December 17.
However, on December 14 Twitter will sing a now familiar tune:
LOL, Sony, LOL.
Nonetheless, it’s best to see Spider-Man: No Way Home without its components exposed.
Certainly, Marvel Studios has reigned in Sony from showing the whole movie in its trailers.
Marvel Studios told Sony to erase Maguire and Garfield from the second trailer.
Sony Can’t Stop Massive Marvel’s Spider-Man: No Way Home Leaks On December 14
They hoped nobody would see the Brazilian version.
Yes, the one with an unseen fist punching the Lizard.
Maybe the Lizard was knocked out by an invisible fart.
In an ideal world, we’d have a Mandalorian situation.
When Luke Skywalker rescued Baby Yoda last season, people lost their minds.
However, that was Disney Plus.
There were no screenings before overseas or anywhere.
Beginning on December 14, be careful.
If you want Spider-Man: No Way Home to be a mystery box, avoid Twitter, Facebook, and other forms of chatter.
The good news?
You don’t have to wait until December 17 to see if Mephisto shows up.