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At this point, Andrew Garfield can only crack jokes when reporters ask him about Spider-Man: No Way Home.
Without a doubt, it’s the elephant in the room.
In the past month, Andrew Garfield denied or dodged the rumors.
Poor Andrew Garfield.
His world became J. Jonah Jameson.
It breathes down his neck.
With each interview, it puffs cigar smoke in his face.
In fact, he might need attorney Matt Murdock to rescue him from constant interrogation.
Wait: Murdock himself, Charlie Cox, says he’s not in the movie either.
Andrew Garfield doesn’t really get a break, does he?
After all, Andrew Garfield has been doing a lot of press for his latest movie, Netflix’s Tick, Tick… Boom!
The timing is comically unfortunate.
Indeed, what the heck is Tick, Tick… Boom!?
While it may be a decent pic, the only new Andrew Garfield movie audiences know about is one he’s supposedly not in.
Image: Sony Pictures
Nobody believes you, Andrew.
Of course, there might be some sweet grandma who cooks wheat cakes and believes he’s honest.
Is there?
Journalists repeatedly ask if Andrew Garfield is in Spider-Man: No Way Home.
Furthermore, there are even sound effects: tick, tick…boom!
Oops, wrong film.
Andrew Garfield hasn’t spilled yet. The Spoiler-Man Tom Holland, though, did it again.
Games Radar interviewed Holland. He summarized Spider-Man: No Way Home as “three generations coming together.”
Wait, what?
Three generations coming together.
Was this a slip up?
One more time.
Three generations coming together.
LOL, Sony, LOL.
Because of this line, the press kept asking Andrew Garfield regarding the matter.
Oh no, Tom, what did you do?
Of course, the press knows he’s under an NDA (Non-Disclosure Agreement) about his involvement in the movie.
Extra TV asked him to answer by blinking.
Andrew Garfield’s Hilarious Tease To Spider-Man: No Way Home Question
Afterward, he said jokingly:
I’m not going to blink, I’m not going to do anything! I’m just going to do this now.
Getting serious, Garfield added:
I really love what that whole team have done with the character. Like, I really love what Jon Watts has done, what Tom has done, what Amy Pascal and Kevin Feige have done with this incarnation of the character, and they have given it so much soul and so much fun and joy and it is so true to the character. I will say this: I’m very excited to see what they’ve done with their third installment. I blinked a little bit, but it was totally accidental. I take no ownership over it!
Rewind, please.
I blinked a little bit.
Well played, Andrew.
Nevertheless, many people can get excited about Holland’s “three generations coming together” line.
Andrew Garfield’s Hilarious Tease To Spider-Man: No Way Home Question
People presume that this is about Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield appearing in the film.
As a result, Holland added this for clarification:
It was interesting having those guys come in because they have certain ownership over Spider-Man in their own way, and… I’m talking about Alfred and Jamie and those guys. To see Alfred come in, and have to adapt and change to the way that the films are made, but also change director, and also [the fact that] I’m now Spider-Man. It was really interesting to see these actors adapt and change what they were doing to fit the modern era.
So what he meant was veteran actors who played Spider-Man villains. Alfred Molina (Doctor Octopus), Jamie Foxx (Electro) and Willam Defoe (Green Goblin) are officially back.
Note that Thomas Hayden Church (Sandman) is also expected to return based on the promotional art that we’ve already seen.
Truly, Holland is getting good at answering questions.
Above all, it’s a nice effort.
Spoiler alert: Nobody believes you either, Tom.
And Andrew, just wink next time.
Related: Sony Confirms Andrew Garfield And Tobey Maguire In Spider-Man: No Way Home
